Jokes


What is a mummy's favorite type of music October 10

This joke also exploits a common misconception that a mummy must be wrapped in cloth. Wrapping the body in linen after the desiccation of the corpse is something that happened for the high-status members of ancient Egyptian society, even though the p

What are some of the funniest jokes ever told September 15

What are some of the funniest jokes ever told
The joke continues with the hunter telling the dispatcher, "I think my friend is dead." The dispatcher replies, "I can help. But first let's make sure he's really dead." ...

What are some random jokes to tell September 12

Two other random jokes from Thought Catalog are "I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that," and "What's the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big pl

What are some jokes about biology September 12

Many biology jokes require both the joke-teller and the listener to have a solid general understanding of biology principles. Otherwise, the jokes are barely understood and anything but funny. The joke about the biologist who visited 30 countries is

How do you come up with some good jokes September 12

The target of your joke could be any person, place, thing or idea. Choose a target that your audience finds familiar, and pick an important element of that target as the point of ridicule. Ridicule does not have to be hostile or mean-spirited. Ensure

What goes up the chimney down but cannot go down the chimney up September 12

What goes up the chimney down but cannot go down the chimney up
There are a couple of variations of this riddle. Some also include the idea of the umbrella going down the chimney down or up the chimney down but not being able to go down the chimney up or ...

What is the funniest joke ever September 12

The joke goes like this: a couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He

What are some funny elephant jokes September 12

What are some funny elephant jokes
Additional elephant jokes are: "Which animals were the last to leave Noah's Ark? The elephants because they had such big trunks to pack." "Why do elephants have trunks? Becaus ...

What are JibJab Starring You e-cards September 12

Visitors to JibJab.com can select a card category and then a specific card. Each card page features a video of that card, with blank areas over the faces of all the characters. The user uploads photos for each face in the card. Alternatively, he can

What are some short and funny bar jokes September 11

In the Drink Fault-Finding Guide, one joke is as follows: "What's the problem when drinking doesn't give satisfaction and taste and the front of the shirt is wet? Answer: The mouth isn't open or the drink is given to the wrong side of the face. The s

What are some examples of kid-friendly knock-knock jokes September 11

What are some examples of kid-friendly knock-knock jokes
Many websites such as ChildBeckons.com, LaJollaMom.com and SquiglysPlayhouse.com offer lists of kid friendly knock-knock jokes. Many kids also enjoy creating their own knock-knock jokes, eve ...

What are some good psychology jokes September 11

The joke about the name Pavlov ringing bells relates to Ivan Pavlov's discovery that he could condition a dog to salivate upon ringing a bell if he previously rung the bell at the same time he fed the dog. This observation helped lead to the discover

What are some puns relating to pi September 3

Other similar pi puns include: "The roundest knight at Sir Arthur's table was Sir Cumference, who gained weight by eating too much pi," and "The arrogant math teacher had to eat a slice of humble pi when he miscalculated the area of a circl

What are some cougar jokes July 31

There is a popular anecdotal joke about a cougar and a cowboy: a devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a cougar walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't bel

What are some good Irish jokes July 31

According to IrishCentral.com, an Irish saying explains that only three kinds of men exist in the world who don't understand women: young men, old men and middle-aged men. An old Irish curse beseeches those who love the Irish to continue loving, and

What are some good Lebron James jokes July 31

James' tendency to not live up to his name in the fourth quarter of contests has been the talk of sports writers since his first Finals' appearance. James' Cavaliers were swept by the San Antonio Spurs in the 7 NBA Finals, while his Heat were d

Why does Jem invite Walter to dinner July 30

Jem's invitation comes after he sees his sister, Scout, beating Walter and learns what provoked her anger. Scout and Walter's new teacher had offered to loan the young boy money for lunch, unaware that Walter would not be able to repay the debt. Humi

What are some funny penguin jokes July 29

Other jokes about penguins include the following: How does a penguin build its house? Answer: Igloos it together. Or: What do penguins eat at lunch? Answer Iceberg lettuce. Another example is: Why don't you see penguins in Britain? Answer: Because th
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